The Whos So Far
Here are all the scripts for all the Doctor Whos so far, in order.
DOCTOR ONE: THE GRUMPY ONE
Here we are at last! In the year 12 million BC
Doctor! It’s a dinosaur
Yes, you stupid girl. It is a dinosaur. Here, have a little medal. It’s a medal for having no filters between your eyes and fucking mouth. Like I can’t see it’s a fucking dinosaur. Anything else you’d like to…
Straight Bear Sex For Ladies
I was thrilled to hear about a book called Bear.
Not so thrilled that I bought it, you understand. And nowhere near thrilled enough to consider reading it. I was, however, thrilled enough to read a punchy synopsis on a Reddit thread. It is a book where a woman whops them out for a literal bear.
It was written by an adult woman, too, which means the phrase “I whopped em out guys it was so…
Simon Chong is the best human being there is. He turned the last eight minutes of this episode of our podcast (jump to 34 minutes in)
I rest my case. Simon Chong. Best human being.