My favourite bit in Skyrim is when you beckon a dragon over like you’ve got a secret and when he leans in you twat him in the nostril

RT @Jam_sponge: Hey guys - don’t go out and buy Skyrim until you’ve read this first. http://t.co/AOM56VDa

It’s sad when people make their dog hold a sparkler in its mouth and you can see him looking sideways at it, not knowing what is going on :(

I ask my team for 100%. If they give me more, I increase my expectations accordingly and sack them for their prior underperformance

I just totally high fived Nobuo Uematsu

If I had written a book and someone had made the opening sequence to Game of Thrones for my book I would never stop watching it

It’s sweet. It’s a relish. And there are four litres of it. Sold.

It’s sweet. It’s a relish. And there are four litres of it. Sold.

Hello Dog Adventures #2

Hello Dog Adventures #2

Hello Dog Adventures #1

Hello Dog Adventures #1