
dog licks donkey, appears pleased
My favourite bit in Skyrim is when you beckon a dragon over like you’ve got a secret and when he leans in you twat him in the nostril
RT @Jam_sponge: Hey guys - don’t go out and buy Skyrim until you’ve read this first. http://t.co/AOM56VDa
It’s sad when people make their dog hold a sparkler in its mouth and you can see him looking sideways at it, not knowing what is going on :(
I ask my team for 100%. If they give me more, I increase my expectations accordingly and sack them for their prior underperformance

