The Whos So Far

All The Whos So Far: A Definitive Doctor Who Round-Up

Here are all the scripts for all the Doctor Whos so far, in order.

DOCTOR ONE: THE GRUMPY ONE

DOCTOR
Here we are at last! In the year 12 million BC

COMPANION
Doctor! It’s a dinosaur

DOCTOR
Yes, you stupid girl. It is a dinosaur. Here, have a little medal. It’s a medal for having no filters between your eyes and fucking mouth. Like I can’t see it’s a fucking dinosaur. Anything else you’d like to…

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Straight Bear Sex For Ladies

Straight Bear Sex For Ladies

I was thrilled to hear about a book called Bear.

Not so thrilled that I bought it, you understand. And nowhere near thrilled enough to consider reading it.  I was, however, thrilled enough to read a punchy synopsis on a Reddit thread. It is a book where a woman whops them out for a literal bear.

It was written by an adult  woman, too, which means the phrase “I whopped em out guys it was so…

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Dianarchy

Simon Chong is the best human being there is. He turned the last eight minutes of this episode of our podcast (jump to 34 minutes in)

into this

I rest my case. Simon Chong. Best human being.

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dogsihaveseen:

Empathy Quiz: can you match the faces to the emotions?
1) I like wearing my nice red jacket
2) I can’t get away from the poo I have done in my pants because of this fucking safety belt
3) I can see the outline of that waiter’s penis it looks so juicy
4) I abhor the inexplicable magical force that is stopping me from humping that sexy featureless grey cube

dogsihaveseen:

Empathy Quiz: can you match the faces to the emotions?

1) I like wearing my nice red jacket

2) I can’t get away from the poo I have done in my pants because of this fucking safety belt

3) I can see the outline of that waiter’s penis it looks so juicy

4) I abhor the inexplicable magical force that is stopping me from humping that sexy featureless grey cube

Would you like to read the script of the Diana movie I wrote? Yes is the answer, I can tellView Post

Would you like to read the script of the Diana movie I wrote? Yes is the answer, I can tell

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Worth the £475k asking price for the picture alone

Worth the £475k asking price for the picture alone

Cartoon recreation of The Ice Warriors blows entire budget on a pair of photo-realistic scenery tits

Cartoon recreation of The Ice Warriors blows entire budget on a pair of photo-realistic scenery tits