Dianarchy

Simon Chong is the best human being there is. He turned the last eight minutes of this episode of our podcast (jump to 34 minutes in)

into this

I rest my case. Simon Chong. Best human being.

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dogsihaveseen:

Empathy Quiz: can you match the faces to the emotions?
1) I like wearing my nice red jacket
2) I can’t get away from the poo I have done in my pants because of this fucking safety belt
3) I can see the outline of that waiter’s penis it looks so juicy
4) I abhor the inexplicable magical force that is stopping me from humping that sexy featureless grey cube

dogsihaveseen:

Empathy Quiz: can you match the faces to the emotions?

1) I like wearing my nice red jacket

2) I can’t get away from the poo I have done in my pants because of this fucking safety belt

3) I can see the outline of that waiter’s penis it looks so juicy

4) I abhor the inexplicable magical force that is stopping me from humping that sexy featureless grey cube

Would you like to read the script of the Diana movie I wrote? Yes is the answer, I can tellView Post

Would you like to read the script of the Diana movie I wrote? Yes is the answer, I can tell

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Worth the £475k asking price for the picture alone

Worth the £475k asking price for the picture alone

Cartoon recreation of The Ice Warriors blows entire budget on a pair of photo-realistic scenery tits

Cartoon recreation of The Ice Warriors blows entire budget on a pair of photo-realistic scenery tits

You don’t have to throttle the puppies, Jennifer. You don’t have to make yourself cry like this

You don’t have to throttle the puppies, Jennifer. You don’t have to make yourself cry like this

Matt complains about the use of the official Regular Features Hangout, Log features in the dream of a reader, and Gav whips out some 19th Century sex

cakesaregood:

Alan Partridge. Yummmm

cakesaregood:

Alan Partridge. Yummmm