November 2011
5 posts
My favourite bit in Skyrim is when you beckon a dragon over like you’ve got a secret and when he leans in you twat him in the nostril
RT @Jam_sponge: Hey guys - don’t go out and buy Skyrim until you’ve read this first. http://t.co/AOM56VDa
It’s sad when people make their dog hold a sparkler in its mouth and you can see him looking sideways at it, not knowing what is going on :(
I ask my team for 100%. If they give me more, I increase my expectations accordingly and sack them for their prior underperformance
I just totally high fived Nobuo Uematsu
July 2011
1 post
If I had written a book and someone had made the opening sequence to Game of Thrones for my book I would never stop watching it
March 2011
1 post
November 2010
6 posts
1 tag
1 tag
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“Explain that, with your education”
RT @davidallengreen: “Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough! It isn’t fit for humans now.”. #TwitterJokeTrial Please RT
Jesus. I’m looking forward to hearing the first inhuman prick defend this decision #TwitterJokeTrial
October 2010
51 posts
I’ve filled two Nando’s loyalty cards. That’s two chickens I’m owed. I might tell them to put them on my fists and fight my way out.
RT @transmitdisrupt: Tesla: The Celibate Scientist http://bit.ly/9G3pl1
Nice to read about Nick Clegg’s deep marital love in The Times. That’s alright, then.
Train picnic par excellence http://twitpic.com/2zuioa
RT @babywolfpupy: tupac shakur is a westcoast rapper who is shot down in the prime of his career.when a twist of fate reincarnates him a …
I can’t decide which bullshit bracelet annoys me most http://twitpic.com/3053ab
RT @stopsatgreen: A flowchart showing the plot of every Japanese RPG, ever: http://bit.ly/bUKUBk
You can get Cheesy Moments off Amazon. What next, world? Trains with tits? http://amzn.to/amFgCt
RT @adamamyl: gosh. http://flic.kr/p/8nFNWS
I’ve wanted to see this clip again for over 20 years. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnTmvQNWqX8
The PC Zone Legend awards relaxes with a glass of red wine, nature’s bounty and some post-pants wet wipes. http://twitpic.com/2yfsgi
George, our Labradoodle, enjoying our brief time with the PC Zone Legend award http://twitpic.com/2yesyy
RT @marcooth: EVERYONE: Follow @jonesthemac as his postcards from Wales series is currently fantastic.
About to watch The Social Network on my own. Next month I might stand outside a cinema showing Let Me In.
Just been catching up with the @sharongooner / @duncanbannatyne thing. In summary: http://yfrog.com/3mnbzcj
Secret 3am tweet! Sshhh! My entire family are fucking mental
RT @DomDoze: I wrote a joke about arrogance but none of you IDIOTS would get it. (Only works in the context of my own crippling insecurity.)
I wish I was better than making the “kiddy pawn” joke, but I’m evidently not http://twitpic.com/2y2x4y
For added fumes, here’s the back of that voodoo bracelet box… http://twitpic.com/2xs1w3
Whoever does end up with the PC Zone award, you should know i’ve had it down my pants most of the morning
RT @ashens: Wow! A genuine PenesamiG! http://yfrog.com/65fu8wj
Shit, Boots. Selling them’s bad enough, but putting your name on it, that’s a cunt’s trick http://twitpic.com/2xrtlq
Also good luck @athiestium, @rotational and @squidmania. BUT SO HELP ME @byronicman IF YOU GET A FUCKING SNIFF I WILL SHIT
GMA food #3 http://twitpic.com/2xm2n3
GMA food #2 http://twitpic.com/2xm2jm
Good luck to @pczone :’(, @doonvas and @gmcallister tonight at the awards. NOT YOU THOUGH @superkaylo I’LL GRIND YOUR BONES TO DUST
RT @The_B: “Even though my hobbies include making smug statements to myself in my head.” @elliegibson’s awesome review of Sonic 4: http: …
RT @jonesthemac: Postcards from Wales 7: Tenby http://yfrog.com/1rag2koj
When I started wanking, mum left “Where Do Babies Come From” by Claire Rayner in my room. Was reassuring to know curtains can’t get pregnant
RT @bloiffy: For a country suffering from an obesity epidemic we sure don’t stock much clothing for fat cunts.
Is anyone else hanging about the trocadero waiting for this HMV event? Fancy some DDR?
I’m playing Compton’s X Factor. It’s pretty faithful to the TV show, except for the bananas and pencils http://twitpic.com/2wox0g
Oh fuck DDR, they’ve got bishi bashi. Quickly, everyone!
Finger just went through the toilet paper. First thought: well, at least it’s something to tweet
Oops. Apparently that audio file I posted was corrupted. Well, you weren’t missing anything
I’m off to town to buy a black dress and rub up against some scientists
Reminded last night of a “thing” I did for @onelifeleft that never got used. With excellent reason! http://bit.ly/cvnSPj