October 2010
51 posts
PC Zone back pages! With me! Looking like a dick! #pczwake http://twitpic.com/2vqyqn
This Zone wake isn’t black tie, is it? I’m wearing a T-shirt with a toothpaste stain. It doesn’t smack of effort. It smacks of semen, tbh
Hey Twitter, stop saying I’m in Mendip. That’s fucking libellous
Sometimes when I’m falling asleep, I can imagine the ‘Allo ‘Allo theme until I’m hearing a fully orchestrated version.
First line nausea from Wired: “A jungle drumbeat stirs the air at Jefferson and Figueroa on a balmy June Sunday in downtown Los Angeles”
RT @TheFagCasanova: Confusing Log Out Failure of the Day… http://twitpic.com/2vcq3f
I’m on a noodle diet. If it’s noodle (nude I’ll) gobble (fellate) it
Just googled Utit Choomuang. Amazed he’s a man. I can’t imagine shouting “Utit Choomuang”, and a man coming over
RT @Optimaximal: Anyone want @disappointment’s book? Comes with minor spine damage, just like its author! http://bit.ly/bvzNrG
Just watched Telstar. Wasn’t expecting to love it at all, but it was ace. “I liked it when the men bummed and the music” ***** Paul Ross
Just woke up from a dream where I was eating a really gristly sausage. Don’t want to go back to sleep now. The sausage might still be there
First person to tell me the logical meaning of this sign wins not more than £1.99 (exclusions apply) http://twitpic.com/2tptwb
OK, how come my computer whistles, but STOPS whistling when I am using clone stamp in photoshop? I am seriously all like what is that about
September 2010
31 posts
It’s like being offered a kebab by PG Wodehouse http://twitpic.com/2suf54
Even women look like Ricky Gervais when they do the Ricky Gervais laugh http://twitpic.com/2t0bzm
In a pub with Morrissey on the stereo and boxing on the telly. @jonesthemac reckons he’s going to come out wiping a glass
Just spent £90 on a hard drive at a computer fair. I feel reckless. And stupid. “You don’t need a receipt. It will work”
“Bum in a Jeep” joins the long list of things that should be sung to the Blankety Blank theme
I choose to interpret “stay frosty” as “you’re a distant bastard, but I love you. Never change. Let’s bum in a jeep”
RT @angryplumber: Will a nit comb get jizz out of cat hair? Asking for a friend.
